"here comes this tall guy, and he keeps doing this to the girls: walk to this girl [step in close behind her], put his weenie on their butt. Next girl, weenie on their butt. So he’s walking down, and I’m seeing him [do this]. I get distracted...and he makes it to me. So I spin around, grab him by his collar and BOOM! He went backwards and slid across the table."

 

Kelly Beech